Many years ago, an old, cantankerous colonel from Texas artfully blended some A&M-flavored Haterade, a blitzkrieg-paced version of “Taps”, and a ripoff of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” to create a hulking beast of a fight song that has gone on to piss off entire generations of Aggies and Sooners.

Worth pointing out: the Aggies are in a league of their own when it comes to traditions and their fight song (The Aggie War Hymn) deserves an honorable mention in this countdown.

That said – Hook ‘em.