ALL HAIL DA MIGHTY BAHJURS!

I’m of the opinion that attending a game at Camp Randall Stadium should be on every college football fan’s bucket list because any place that combines a fanatic enthusiasm for House of Pain, a reputation for vulgar chants, and an above-average appreciation for their band is simply too great to pass up. I know every SEC fan would like to make a case for their school, but Wisconsin (both the school and the state) appeals to me for other reasons.

In the interests of brevity, here is a list of things about Wisconsin (again, school and state) that are great:

• Everything

Done. You can try all you want to convince me that the winter weather sucks, but I’d save your breath. Speaking as someone who grew up in the Rockies, cold weather does a number of good things – chief among them being building character and keeping the pussies away. As an added bonus, being cold affords you the opportunity to drink the cold away, which always yields fantastic results.*

Best of luck in the coming season, Badgers; you’re going to need it.

* Not always; results vary widely between transcendent, euphoric experiences and death.